Funny Brass Balls Door Knocker, 24 in Greek Warrior Statue with Swinging Golden Balls, Front Door Decor and Adult Gag Gift — Solis Gladiator
Funny Brass Balls Door Knocker, 24 in Greek Warrior Statue with Swinging Golden Balls, Front Door Decor and Adult Gag Gift — Solis Gladiator
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About this item
- Novelty door knocker shaped as a Greek warrior statue, 61 cm / 24 in tall.
- Brass-look finish with sculpted muscles, a draped loincloth and laced sandals.
- Two big polished golden balls hang below and swing against the door to knock.
- Peel-and-stick mounting, no drilling needed.
- Made for a front door in a sheltered entryway.
- An adult gag gift for housewarmings, birthdays and white elephant swaps.
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Product description
Solis Gladiator turns knocking into a show: a muscled Greek warrior stands on your front door, hands behind his head, and his two giant golden balls do the knocking. Guests pull them back, let go, and the whole street knows someone has arrived.
Knock like a legend
Pull the two golden balls back, let them swing, and they knock against the door. Nobody forgets that entrance.
Life-size laughs
At 61 cm / 24 in tall he fills a door panel, with every muscle, the loincloth and the laced sandals sculpted in a brass-look finish.
Peel, stick, done
Peel-and-stick mounting means no drilling. Mount it only on a clean, dry, smooth door surface in a sheltered entryway.
Product information
| Product type | Novelty door knocker statue |
|---|---|
| Look | Greek warrior in a loincloth and sandals, two golden balls |
| Height | 61 cm / 24 in |
| Finish | Brass-look |
| Mounting | Peel-and-stick, no drilling |
| In the box | 1 door knocker statue |
| For | Adults, not a toy |
Safety information
Adult novelty decoration, not a toy: keep out of reach of children. Mount it only on a clean, dry, smooth door surface in a sheltered entryway. Knock gently on glass or fragile doors.
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Frequently asked questions
How does it work?
Grab the two golden balls, pull them back and let them swing against the door. That is your knock.
How is it mounted?
With peel-and-stick mounting, no drilling. Mount it only on a clean, dry, smooth door surface in a sheltered entryway.
Can it stay outside?
It is made for a front door in a sheltered entryway, out of direct rain.
How big is it?
About 61 cm / 24 in tall.
Is it a good gift?
Yes, it is a cheeky adult gag gift for housewarmings, birthdays and white elephant parties, for friends with a sense of humour.
How long does delivery take?
Orders are processed within 4–5 business days, then typically arrive within 6–10 business days in the US, UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand, 8–15 in Canada and Mexico, tracked. Shipping is free on orders of $29 or more; below that it is a flat $9.99.
Is shipping free?
Yes, on every order of $29 or more. Below that, standard shipping is a flat $9.99, shown at checkout before you pay.
What is your return policy?
You have 30 days from delivery to return an unopened, unused item in its original, undamaged packaging — no reason needed. Email us your order number first and we reply with the return address; return postage is paid by you and shipping charges are not refunded. If an item arrives damaged, faulty or wrong, contact us and we take it back at our cost. The refund goes out within 3 business days of the return reaching us.
Is there a warranty?
Every product carries a full 1-year warranty on top of 30-day returns on unopened items.
Which payment methods do you accept?
All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay and Google Pay — processed through Shopify's encrypted, PCI-compliant checkout.
How do I track my order?
You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships, and you can check progress any time on our Track Order page.
